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Re: Say WHAT?

Post by Moon Rouge on Fri Jan 09, 2015 4:38 pm

Awwww, does this belong here, if not move it or trash it.
I came across this recently, copy pasted it on my pad, and of course, forgot where I've seen it ....
Now, Loki wants me to post it, and I'm not surprise, I believe He made me find it in the first place:


SHIT is everywhere. So as long as you're stepping in it, show it some respect.

WORLD RELIGIONS PHILOSOPHY AND OTHER THINGS
THE COMPLETE AND UNCENSORED SHIT LIST

AGNOSTICISM What is this shit?
AGNOSTICISM Shit may or may not be happening;
we don't know shit.
ALTRUISM Want some shit?
AMISH Shit dost occur.
APATHISM I don't give a shit.
ASTROLOGY Uranus transits.
ATHEISM I don't believe this shit.
ATHEISM No shit.
BA'HAI All shit is truly shit.
BUDDHISM Shit happens.
BUDDHISM If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
BAPTIST FUNDAMENTALISM Shit happens because the Bible says so.
CAPITALISM How much will this shit cost?
CARTESIANISM I shit, therefore I am.
CATHOLICISM If shit happens, you deserved it.
CLASSICAL MARXISM The workers take all the shit, but they're gonna dish it back out again.
COMMUNISM It's everybody's shit.
CONFUCIANISM Confucius say, "
Shit happens."

CREATION SCIENCE We have proof that God created all the shit that happens.
CONTRACT THEORY If we don't agree to form society, everything will go to shit.
DADISM Your mom knows her shit.
DARWINISM We came up from shit.
DESCARTES I shit therefore I am.
DIANETICS Shit your way to a better life.
DOMINICANS Belive in shit, or we'll boil you in it.
DYSLEXIANISM Hits shapnep.
DISCORDIANISM This MIGHT be shit, but is instead a fuzzy 1955 Mustang.
EPISCOPALIANISM When shit happens, make it tasteful.
FUNDAMENTALISM If shit happens, they deserve it.
GNOSTICISM Know shit.
HARE KRISHNA Shit happens rama rama ding ding.
HINDUISM This shit has happened before.
ISLAM If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
ISLAM If shit happens, take a hostage.
JEHOVA'S WITNESSES Knock, knock, "
Shit happens."

JUDAISM Why does shit always happen to US?
LOGICAL-POSITIVISM Shit = S+H+I+T
MARINES It's not just shit, it's an adventure.
MCCARTHYISM Are you now, or have you ever been, shit?
MENNONITE None of this modern shit now.
MOMISM You'll eat this shit and like it!
MORMONISM Your shit is shit, but our shit is the ONE TRUE shit.
MORMONISM Shit's going to happen. Stockpile.
MORMON Shit happens again &
again &
again.
MURPHISM Shit always happens at the worst possible time and place.
NARCISSISM My shit don't stink.
NIETSCHE If you're not Ubermenschen, you're not shit.
NIHILISM Everything is shit.
NIXONISM Shit didn't happen, and if it did, I don't know anything about it.
NONSEQUITURISM Route 176 goes south.
OBJECTIVISM (Ann Rand) Shit is Shit.
PAGANISM Shit happens. And is a part of nature.
PANGLOSSISM This is the best of all possible shits.
PERESTROIKA We can't control shit. Let shit happen.
PROTESTANTISM Let shit happen to someone else.
PROTESTANTISM Shit won't happen if I work harder.
PLATONISM There is an ideal shit, of which all the shit that happens is but an imperfect image.
Protestantism Let shit happen to someone else.
RASTAFARIAN Shit happens, but if it's all right with Jah, it's all right with me.
RASTAFARIANISM "
Let's smoke this shit."

ROBINISM (tv) Holy shit Batman!
RUSSEAU Only natural shit is worth shit.
SHINTO Shit is everywhere. So as long as you're stepping in it, show it some respect.
SKINNERISM If eat then shit.
SOLIPSISM All this shit is a creation of my imagination.
SOLIPSISM The only thing I can be sure of is that my shit happens.
SPOONERISM Hit shappens.
STALINISM The state treats you like shit.
SUBGENIUS Bob happens -- SO GIVE ME SOME SLACK!
SURREALISM Shit is shiny and shaped like a buick.
SCIENTIFIC-CREATIONISM Shit happens all at once
SECULAR-HUMANISM Shit happens, but there's a rational explanation.
7th DAY ADVENTIST Shit happens on Saturdays.
TAOISM The shit that happens is not the true shit.
THE-FORCE Do not be swayed by the Dark Side of the shit.
TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.......
TV-EVANGELISM you need our shit, but it'll cost you.
TWELVE STEP PROGRAMS. We're powerless over shit. Turn shit over.
UNITARIANISM There's only one shit, but you can have it happen any way you want.
UNITARIANISM Deal with your own shit happening.
UNITARIAN What is this shit?
UTILITARIANISM Do that which generates the greatest shit for the greatest number.
VANDALISM[/ I'm gonna wreck this shit!
VOODOOISM Shit doesn't just happen - somebody dumped it on you
XENO'S PARADOX It's logically impossible for shit to happen.
YOGA There's a full lotus shit happening
YUPPIEISM It's my shit! All mine!
ZEN What is the sound of shit happening?
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Re: Say WHAT?

Post by Just.Christine on Fri Jan 09, 2015 5:37 pm

Loki must have been in a 'shitty' mood when he asked you to post this, lol!

I think I'll create a humor/games/fun section and move it there. How can it truly be a Lokean forum without a joke/humor section, hm? My game is seriously off, lol. Been pondering too much Odinstuff lately.
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Re: Say WHAT?

Post by Moon Rouge on Fri Jan 09, 2015 5:50 pm

Funny page would be great! Move it there then as this got not much to do with lore...
I have total respect for Odin!
Loki let me sometimes off the leash, it is not always for better! LOL
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