The Proper Paganism club (satire)

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Post by Corannhena on Mon Mar 14, 2016 8:26 am

Welcome to this week’s meeting of the Proper Paganism club.

Today’s topics include:


  • Lokeans: They Obviously Only Want To F*** Tom Hiddleston
  • Godspouses: Do They Think They’re Better Than Us?
  • Other People’s Practices: How To Tell Them They’re Doing It Wrong
  • How To UPG-Shame As Condescendingly As Possible
  • People With Godphones: Legit, Or Presumptuous Special Snowflakes?

Snacks after the meeting.  Also everyone will get a copy of a packet entitled "Astral Children (And The People Who Claim To Have Them)".

(I was originally gonna post this on Tumblr but decided not to)
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Post by Moon Rouge on Mon Mar 14, 2016 10:27 am

LOL
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Post by journeyintoinsanity on Mon Mar 14, 2016 8:27 pm

Haha! You should! XD
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Post by Just.Christine on Tue Mar 15, 2016 1:04 am

Corannhena wrote:Welcome to this week’s meeting of the Proper Paganism club.

Today’s topics include:


  • Lokeans: They Obviously Only Want To F*** Tom Hiddleston
  • Godspouses: Do They Think They’re Better Than Us?
  • Other People’s Practices: How To Tell Them They’re Doing It Wrong
  • How To UPG-Shame As Condescendingly As Possible
  • People With Godphones: Legit, Or Presumptuous Special Snowflakes?

Snacks after the meeting.  Also everyone will get a copy of a packet entitled "Astral Children (And The People Who Claim To Have Them)".

(I was originally gonna post this on Tumblr but decided not to)

Oh my God! How WRONG can they be? We don't want to fuck Hiddles, we want to fuck Hiddleloki! Lol! Laughing Razz
pirat <<< A little Odin smiley!
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Post by Darkamber on Tue Mar 15, 2016 3:01 am

lol!

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Post by Lokakisa on Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:01 am

LOLOL

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Post by Nynx on Thu Mar 17, 2016 3:28 pm

hehe xD
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Post by journeyintoinsanity on Sun Apr 03, 2016 8:29 pm

Oh man, I'm in some Facebook group that's general-Pagan, mostly-Heathen. I had to get out of it. Not only were they in-fighting a lot over who had the most knowledge of the lore, but they also started some "wtf is godspousery?" thread and they used Heather Freyrsdottir as an example. Not cool. I don't know her personally, just from her blog. So I didn't really feel comfortable approaching her with that info. I'm sure she found out, though. Shit goes around FB really fast. And that was a hit below the belt. Sad
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Post by Corannhena on Sun Apr 03, 2016 9:45 pm

I still haven't posted this on Tumblr :p And I realised earlier that I probably could have done so for April Fool's day but completely forgot.

I don't know Heather personally either, but her "Don't Panic" page was one of the first things I read around the time (maybe a little bit before) I started following Loki.
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Post by Just.Christine on Mon Apr 04, 2016 12:56 pm

What part of 'Immortals Have Historically Taken Mortal Wives' don't these people understand?
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Post by Lokakisa on Mon Apr 04, 2016 1:32 pm

I think it's because our culture is so different now - especially our main religions - that these people come off as delusional instead of reviving an ancient thing.
Generally our rated G society doesn't teach so much about the sex, drugs and rock 'n roll of history/lore anyway.

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Post by Just.Christine on Mon Apr 04, 2016 2:57 pm

Oh Gods, you're right! It is a rated G society. I don't think quite so much in parts of Europe as the States but yeah. We can glorify violence in entertainment and pretend that doesn't affect people. And sex is no-no too, lol.
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Post by Lokakisa on Mon Apr 04, 2016 3:40 pm

At least in terms of what we're taught in schools about mythology and ancient cultures, and I think a lot of books downplay stuff.
Heck you don't even hear about "brides of Christ" much either.

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Post by journeyintoinsanity on Wed Apr 06, 2016 9:44 pm

Nope. You don't. I saw a video somewhere where a lady held a wedding for her and either Christian God or Jesus. It was a full blown wedding with a gown, a mass, and everything. I can't remember where I saw it. But good for her, though. A godspouse is a godspouse. Smile
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