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Going to Valhalla

Post by Moon Rouge on Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:45 pm

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I sincerely feel for all people and families of those who got hurt or died in the recent train-car collision near the town of Valhalla, NY.


This Tuesday a SUV got struck by lowering bar on the railroad crossing. The driver decided to continue drive anyway and collided with the Metro North train causing the explosion, 7 dead and a lot of injuries. There are cemeteries along this road. People jumped and claimed out from the train because of fire. And they got bus transport from nearest town named Valhalla.

However sad and serious the situation was the reporters served the news with the bug juice and I couldn’t stop laughing hearing the bleepers:

Deadly victims wandered to nearby cemeteries looking for their way to Valhalla. 

Witnesses reported to see the fireball.

The front car of the train had smoking injury……


Afterthoughts:

Loki and Odin had a game of poker near by

Modern times, the dead have to find their own way to Valhalla these days, no Valkyrie or Odin will carry them anymore.
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Re: Going to Valhalla

Post by Just.Christine on Tue Feb 10, 2015 5:11 am

Oh lord that's dark! >
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LOL!
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Re: Going to Valhalla

Post by Moon Rouge on Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:14 am

Guilty as charged! Should I blush? Nah Smile
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Re: Going to Valhalla

Post by Just.Christine on Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:10 pm

We're Lokeans! We know no shame. Shame is for Christians, lol. Poor Jesus! Getting stuck with Christians. I invited him to ditch Christendom and come with. Him and Loki get along in my house. Jesus is mellow though, he gets along with just about anyone. Loki and Jesus in the hizzie, yo! Laughing
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Re: Going to Valhalla

Post by journeyintoinsanity on Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:41 pm

Y'all are cracking me up today! Laughing
Between this thread and the Marveltru one, I'm dying over here! It's a welcome break from the dry (*hack, hack*) and boring crap I'm doing for class. Really, I should be working on a paper, but here I am. Farting around. No shame... :;
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Post by Just.Christine on Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:11 pm

journeyintoinsanity wrote:Y'all are cracking me up today! Laughing
Between this thread and the Marveltru one, I'm dying over here! It's a welcome break from the dry (*hack, hack*) and boring crap I'm doing for class. Really, I should be working on a paper, but here I am. Farting around. No shame... :;
):

Ha!! Speaking of farts.... [url=The Most Craziest Fart Story Ever][/url]
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Re: Going to Valhalla

Post by journeyintoinsanity on Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:32 pm

BAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Laughing
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Re: Going to Valhalla

Post by Moon Rouge on Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:49 pm

LOL to the Fart Story!
Jesus is the silent god for me, never uttered the word, never even winked back, or his father, or the spirit.
Which to think of now in Czech the word 'duch' means the spirit, the ghost, and the fart too!
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Post by journeyintoinsanity on Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:52 pm

Guys... I'm laughing my ass off here! So translated, "
ghost farts"
would be "
duch duch"
? xD
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Post by Moon Rouge on Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:00 pm

"
duší duchy"
, I suppose. Slavic words change the forms a lot more and differently , my Czech is by now as good as my English though. Duše also means soul, it concludes we are all full of farts!
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Post by journeyintoinsanity on Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:12 pm

Full of farts! xD It's too much!! Hahaha!!
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Post by Just.Christine on Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:58 pm

journeyintoinsanity wrote:Guys... I'm laughing my ass off here! So translated, "
ghost farts"
would be "
duch duch"
? xD
Duch, duch, goose! >
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Re: Going to Valhalla

Post by Just.Christine on Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:06 pm

Moon Rouge wrote:"
duší duchy"
, I suppose. Slavic words change the forms a lot more and differently , my Czech is by now as good as my English though. Duše also means soul, it concludes we are all full of farts!

[url=Full of Farts!][/url]
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Re: Going to Valhalla

Post by Moon Rouge on Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:12 pm

What we will do on April Fools when this is happening today!
Peeps I have chores to do and the day is farting away.
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Post by journeyintoinsanity on Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:39 pm

April Fools is gonna be a freaking riot!! xD
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Post by Just.Christine on Tue Feb 10, 2015 4:00 pm

Pish tosh! Who cares about chores when fart jokes are in the wind? >
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Seriously though! That's the one thing about having Loki nearby;
it's a constant challenge to keep a balance between being carefree and just plain verbally careless. Loki eggs me on while Odin watches with great interest for the fallout. You know...because he'd rather be mildly amused than helpful half the time. Razz
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Re: Going to Valhalla

Post by njm on Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:06 pm

Ha. Yeah, duší duchy looks right to me (I also speak some Czech - though not fluently).
Reading the stuff on this forum each day really makes me smile.
I tend to be more of a lurker, but I will attempt to come out of my shell now and again. Being such a new Lokean (new in fact to any kind of religious belief - before Loki I was essentially an atheist) I am still kind of finding my feet and am not as familiar with heathen practice yet as many of you seem to be. Bear with me! Smile

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Re: Going to Valhalla

Post by journeyintoinsanity on Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:03 pm

Well, I can only speak for myself, but I'm kinda just winging it over here. Still trying to figure shtuff out and whatnot. :;
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