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" Loki loves me"

Post by Darkamber on Sun Feb 01, 2015 11:45 pm

(Tune: "
Jesus Loves Me"
)

Loki loves me this I know,
For last night he told me so.
Little minions march along,
Drive you crazy with this song.

Chorus:
Yes, Loki loves me
Yes, Loki loves me
Yes, Loki loves me
Last night he told me so

In the circle I did say
Loki send some luck my way
Great big smile all I did see
He said he'd come visit me

Monday morning, I woke up
Found piss in my coffee cup
Dung upon the kitchen floor
Slipped on it right through the door

Tuesday morning I arose
Found matchsticks between my toes
Loki's smile was nice and bright
"
Hey there bud, you got a light?"


Wednesday when I went to work
Loki in my office lurked
Heard my secretary scream
"
Oh, my GOD that's so obscene!"


Thursday morn, when I was gone
Loki mowed the neighbor's lawn
Even though the job was free
I found out he's sueing me

Friday when my grandma came
I though I would go insane
Found her tied up to my bed
Great big smile and damn near dead!

Saturday I went to lunch
With that same ol' black tie bunch
Loki came with as my guest
Insulted most and f**ked the rest

Sunday morn, a peaceful dawn
I looked around, was Loki gone?
A note upon my kitchen door
Read "
Buy more beer, I'll go get Thor!"


(Don't know who originally wrote this)

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Re: " Loki loves me"

Post by journeyintoinsanity on Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:32 am

Where did you find this? It's hilarious! Laughing
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Post by Just.Christine on Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:29 am

I love this!
I love this!
Oh Gods, it's hilarious!
Sooooo much love for this! Can I please repost it on facebook?
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Post by erinlale on Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:17 am

Ehehe. One must specify GOOD luck if that is what one wants.

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Re: " Loki loves me"

Post by Darkamber on Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:48 pm

I can't remember where I first found it, but I googled the first line and found it at Tumblr the second time.

Go ahead and repost it. It's not mine. :-)

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